Probably my favorite Alice Cooper song is "School's Out."
These lines get funnier every time I hear it.
"And we've got no class,
and we've got no principles,
and we've got no innocence,
we can't even think of a word that rhymes!"
It's just perfect.
and why not, here he is on The Muppet Show:
I remember seeing that on TV. Loved the show.